I hope we can focus on 2006-FV35, the “easiest” of several to reach with our current rockets.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/(277810)_2006_FV35

Soft land your instruments there and you — eventually — fly by both Mars and Venus.

It’s easier to market a moon mission, even a quasi-moon mission, if the moon has a cool name.

Meanwhile there are twitter disputes about whether or not to invent a Greek Myth for some novel, fictional (mythically mythical?) character named Zoozve, romantic object of affection by both Venus and Apollo. Also, assuming the classical Greeks DID have a mythical character named Zoozve, how would the name be pronounced? “zoh-OZ-vee”?

The dad actually tracked it all down when he thought, “Venus has no moon” and wondered why the picture had one.

You say that, but then the people in charge reject “Boaty McBoatface”

Silliness is not allowed when you point out that they are, in fact, the silly ones.

There were a small number of trading posts along the coast of Alaska. A cartographer collected all available trader scribble maps and wrote up a collated map for printing. The printer noticed an ink dot on the map, scribbled the word “name?” with an arrow to it. The word “name” got misread as “nome”, and was written onto the published map. Traders would sail along the coast to that place, see nothing but a large sandy gravel beach, and lay out their skins. Eventually shacks appeared, then a town, and Nome was born.

However, Pluto is missing. So now I must be outraged!
ok I’m over it.