Strong Link Found Between Watching Soccer, Being Incredibly Bored
From the Babylon Bee:
A new study performed by a Harvard research team found a “strong correlation” between watching a soccer game and succumbing to a feeling of overwhelming boredom.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world’s boredom, and that people can live better, more exciting lives if they simply shut off the World Cup and do something else instead. Researchers stated that other activities like watching baseball, enjoying a hockey game, and staring at the inside of a Pringles can are all far better sources of entertainment than soccer.
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From the Babylon Bee:
A new study performed by a Harvard research team found a “strong correlation” between watching a soccer game and succumbing to a feeling of overwhelming boredom.
The study suggests that watching soccer is the root cause of much of the world’s boredom, and that people can live better, more exciting lives if they simply shut off the World Cup and do something else instead. Researchers stated that other activities like watching baseball, enjoying a hockey game, and staring at the inside of a Pringles can are all far better sources of entertainment than soccer.
As the World Cup is now beginning, it is essential of all humanity to read this. For the children!
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Please consider supporting my work here at Behind the Black. Your support allows me the freedom and ability to analyze objectively the ongoing renaissance in space, as well as the cultural changes -- for good or ill -- that are happening across America. Fourteen years ago I wrote that SLS and Orion were a bad ideas, a waste of money, would be years behind schedule, and better replaced by commercial private enterprise. Only now does it appear that Washington might finally recognize this reality.
In 2020 when the world panicked over COVID I wrote that the panic was unnecessary, that the virus was apparently simply a variation of the flu, that masks were not simply pointless but if worn incorrectly were a health threat, that the lockdowns were a disaster and did nothing to stop the spread of COVID. Only in the past year have some of our so-called experts in the health field have begun to recognize these facts.
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Bob you might want to point out Babylon Bee is humor site.
What is humorous about drunken riots..?
Sayomara: No, I don’t think so. If people can’t figure this out, both from the content and my own response, then it is there problem.
Lol, this is funny!
Soccer, the global sport of peons. they never get bored watching it , ’cause idiots never get bored..
Soccer, which educated people call football, is the sport of compromise and cooperation between diverse peoples. Not playing soccer causes conservatives to think all problems can be solved by invading Iraq.
FC: Heh.
Not a big fan of American football or real football, but find the former totally unwatchable because there’s only about 10 seconds of play followed by a couple of minutes of adverts – then repeat.
Soccer is entertaining but it requires watching the whole game. You can’t be in and out doing other things. If you haven’t been paying attention the whole time, it really is boring.
Every soccer game can/should be compressed to just 20 or so seconds of shots on goal. That the game.
The remaining 59 minutes and 40 or so seconds are boring.
Right now, I will take boring soccer over NFL. CFL has not gone the political way of the NFL : yet.
Darts and archery are more fun; heck, even golf!
Communist football.
Soccer is mindless running around. Which is why little girls play it.
“Don’t Bother Children When They Are Skateboarding”
Jordan Peterson + Akira the Don
https://youtu.be/J2gu5OnzoG4
5:02