Luke Aikins – Sky diving without a parachute from 25,000 Feet
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Well, that sums it up. 25K.
uh, my Airborne friends would smile.
Navy
This is crazy! Some people really wanna live on the edge.
I made a two week hang gliding course in Millau France once upon a time (that’s the sum of my aeronautical experiences, and that is enough). The instructor started it off by saying that hang gliding is not dangerous. More people die while playing golf than while hang gliding. I thought for myself that thousands more people play golf than hang glide, and many of them elderly who will have their heart attack anywhere they are.
Then he listed examples of people having died while hang gliding. One had forgotten to attach the carabiner, or perhaps it malfunctioned, of the wing to the harness, jumping off the cliff to quick death. Another one drove over the wing when he parked the car after having assembled the wing on the ground, so that it was deformed and fell like a leaf in November. Another one got the company of two fighter aircrafts passing by at supersonic speed, crumbling the wing with the air turbulence. One ascended so high, in persistent upwinds so strong that they refused any diving, that he suffocated. And some have drowned after landing on water, which is not a good idea when attached to a wing on your back that prevents useful swimming and getting the head above the surface to breath.
One guy in our hobby training camp broke his leg almost immediately. But he stayed along to watch the remainder of us, saying that it could’ve been worse. Another guy towards the end when we finally had learned to attain some altitude, blew away behind the mountains. Next morning he came limping back with thrashed clothes and bruises carrying his wing. Saying that it took him hours to climb down from the tree he crashed and entangled into, and then all night to find his way out of the forest. I got away with bruised legs and a crack in the ribs while learning how to land the thing.
The instructor held the course at his farm, and he let us drink local wine for free. Which is a very good idea when teaching a gang of youth how to hang glide! We were all constantly drunk. He should work for SpaceX. That was a memorable vacation. I still recommend hang gliding for the daring childless guys. It is a fantastic feeling to fly like a bird.
Watching this reminded me of how the Starship is supposed to land. Freefall death dive using limbs/flaps to control the decent to a specific location and then an abrupt flip at the end to land. It will be awesome to watch.
Oh Local Fluff … that was a wonderful read!
For some, thank goodness, living dangerously is required for contentment. Without such it would be a dreary world indeed.
Folksam –
“Parachuting cats”
https://youtu.be/f9OUFS9uTb4
0:40
It appears the he landed more than halfway from the center of the net to the edge. Not very reassuring accuracy!
@Ray Van Dune
Half a radius off after having fallen 25,000 feet lealessly? That’s excellent! I would probably have fallen 17 radius further away. Let me check with my pocket calculator… Yes about 17. Even if I aimed instead of screaming in panic, or pray.
Then I would’ve slammed my head to the ground so hard that finally something good came out of it. As some women and other superiors and friends have suggested me to do, thank you very much.
This seems like an inordinately stupid thing to do! A few feet on mis-calculation and he would have been “Street-pizza” and a sad note in the papers.
Holy cow LocalFluff….”Next morning he came limping back with thrashed clothes and bruises carrying his wing. Saying that it took him hours to climb down from the tree he crashed and entangled into, and then all night to find his way out of the forest”
Glad he made it back wounded the next day. Any longer and I’d get worried and, I don’t know, look for him or something! I’d have left the stupid wing too. If no man left behind doesn’t apply, then neither does come back with your wing, or on it.
I seem to remember a man in a wing-suit crash into some boxes and live.
@John, Bah, this was in France. If he doesn’t want to fly back, that’s up to him. And it wasn’t his wing, it was just borrowed. And of course he wanted to continue flying, undeterred. A Norwegian friend who has also hang glided told me that he once blew into a mountain side out in nowhere and spent days climbing down trying to find some civilization that could take him home. He quit the hobby when he became a father, which is a good idea. Our instructor showed photos from when he hang glided over the Ural mountains in Russia/Siberia. Landing there might be dangerous, cosmonauts have a gun to fend of the bears when they land from the ISS.
The thing is that the weather conditions are important, and one doesn’t see winds. In calm weather it is not dangerous once one get a feeling for the simple landing maneuver (one stalls the wing to stop it and lands on the feet). The wing’s shape is such that it stabilizes itself, dropping about 1 meter for each 10 meters advanced. And one steers it with the body weight, which is a great feeling. No indirect controls, no noisy engine, one flies more effortless than a bird, like an angel as if one were born with wings. Invented by some NASA guy in the 1960s, I’ve heard.
Octaive Channute (sp?) was the first, in the late 19th century. I believe he died doing it! As for the gun-toting cosmonauts, it was wolves, not bears! Robert, am I right?
David M. Cook: As for the guns on Soyuz capsules, they were there to help protect them against any wildlife should they be forced to land in remote places.
AS to whether any cosmonauts ever needed to use these weapons, I have no memory of any example, nor can I find a confirmed example.
As my wife said when she watched this.
“That’s a whole lotta NOPE, right there.”
His life, his privilege to risk it however he likes. I’m more concerned about the bleachers full of spectators, who have taken time and trouble to be at the front row to watch what had to be a significant chance of gruesome death.
I have always dismissed those folks who say people go to NASCAR races for the wrecks. Maybe they have a point.
Not only that, they could have been active participants if his aim was off a bit