Budget Crisis Forces Detroit to Cancel Half Its Murders
If only this was true: Budget crisis forces Detroit to cancel half its murders.
Tag: comedy
George Carlin Baseball vs Football
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Barack Obama at the Pearly Gates
Barack Obama at the pearly gates.
Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. ‘Are you Mohammed?’ he asks. “No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohammed is higher up.” Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. . . .
Three Little Kittens
An evening pause: So cute. Just don’t mess with them!
The annual spaghetti crop
An evening pause: The marriage of farming and ingenuity!
April Fools’ Roundup
Muppets – Java
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Cheap flights
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Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie
An evening pause: Stephen Fry & Hugh Laurie.
The nation was left reeling yesterday by the revelation that the presidential election of 2008 was a hoax.
The truth at last! The nation was left reeling yesterday by the revelation that the presidential election of 2008 was a hoax. Key quote:
O’Keefe said he also expected the ruse would be unmasked when Obama said that “under my plan of a cap-and-trade system, electricity rates would necessarily skyrocket,” and again when Obama claimed, “I’ve now been in 57 (U.S.) states,” with “one left to go.”
“We modeled the 57-states gaffe on Dan Quayle’s ‘potatoe’ mistake,” said O’Keefe, referring to a 1992 incident at a Trenton, N.J., elementary school in which then-Vice President Dan Quayle added an “e” to “potato.” “We figured Obama would become a national laughingstock like Quayle, (but we) underestimated the tendency of the press and the public to forgive mistakes by people they like.”
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3 year old Jonathan conducting to the 4th movement of Beethoven’s 5th Symphony
An evening pause: Stay till the end. It’s worth it.
Anna Russell – The Ring Cycle explained
Allan Sherman – Hail to thee, Fat Persons!
An evening pause: From 1963.
Bugs Bunny – Haredevil Hare (1948)
An evening pause: Bugs Bunny – Haredevil Hare (1948).
SNL A very British movie
An evening pause: For anyone who likes to watch modern British movies, whether on public television or in the theater.
Hey Apple
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BBC – Walk on the Wild Side
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The administration has now clarified its position on Egypt
More humor: The Obama administration has now clarified its position on Egypt.
Biden Vows to Jump Canyon by Amtrak
Iowahawk: Biden Vows to Jump Canyon by Amtrak. Key quote:
Biden said the jump was only the first phase in a comprehensive multi-decade federal plan to cement US global leadership in light rail, subways, high speed land trains, airborne trains, undersea trains, and intergalactic trains.
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Reagan tells Soviet jokes
An evening pause: On Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday.