Bob is a Racist
An evening pause: Apropos of the uplifting nature of modern political debate, especially on the left, let’s find out why “Bob is a racist.”
Tag: comedy
Flight Of The Conchords – Jenny
An evening pause:
First video from Curiosity – Life on Mars?
An evening pause: Breaking news! The first video beamed back from Curiosity!
Headphones for cats.
News you can use: Headphones for cats. With video!
Mitt Romney once ran a Nazi torture cult!
More horrors revealed: Mitt Romney once ran a Nazi torture cult! And that’s not all. Click the link for more.
Thank God we have a vigilant press to find out these important facts, before the election.
Where was Mitt the night JonBenét Ramsey was murdered?
The horrible rumors continue to swirl! Where was Mitt Romney the night JonBenét Ramsey was murdered?
A new report proves the candidate fed a 20-month-old baby to crocodiles!
More bad news for Romney: A new report proves the candidate fed a 20-month-old baby to crocodiles!
Read the whole thing. The story is tragic and horrifying.
An absolutely breathtaking view of the Milky Way as seen from Mars
An absolutely breathtaking view of the Milky Way as seen from Mars.
As one of the commenters noted, “Aaaaah……….it’s so beautiful. It seems like you could almost reach out and touch it!”
Super Mario as surreal art
An evening pause: Does this make sense to you?
“You didn’t build that.”
“You didn’t build that: Readings from the Book of Barack.”
1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.
3 And Govt said, “Let there be spending,” and there was spending. 4 Govt saw that the spending was good, and that it separated the light from the darkness. 5 Govt called the spending Investments, and this he did in the first day.
6 Then Govt said, “Let there be roads and bridges across the waters, and let dams divide the waters from the waters.” 7 Thus Govt made the infrastructure and the patronage jobs for eternity under the firmament from the Potomac which was above the firmament; and it was so. 8 And Govt called the firmament Washington. This Govt did on the second day.
9 Then Govt said, “Let the regulations and the guidlines under the heavens be gathered together into one place, and let the Bureaus appear”; and it was so. 10 And Govt called the Bureaus demigovts, and the gathering together of them He called AFSCME. And Govt saw that it was good.
Read the whole thing.
Mitchell and Webb – Moon Landing sketch
An evening pause: A comedy sketch by David Mitchell and Robert Webb, in honor of today’s anniversary of that moment in 1969.
“Wouldn’t it be great to make everyone think we’d landed on the moon?”
“Why don’t we just release the footage of the Mars landings?”
What would happen if a fastball pitcher could throw a baseball at 90% speed of light?
Answering the important questions: What would happen if a fastball pitcher could throw a baseball at 90% speed of light?
How Americans sound to British people
An evening pause: Who says we can’t communicate?
Outlining the optimal military tactics for taking the Magic Kingdom’s Cinderella Castle.
Knowledge is power: Outlining the optimal military tactics for taking the Magic Kingdom’s Cinderella Castle.
Above all, we can all agree on this secondary objective:
While in Fantasyland we will have the opportunity to take down the menace of all parents everywhere. The “It’s a Small World” ride will be within our reach. Our secondary objective is to eliminate the ride with extreme prejudice. This isn’t a capture mission like the castle, but one of complete annihilation. Expect heavy casualties as their adorable repetitiveness burns into your skulls like white phosphorous in the jungle. Our sacrifices will be great, but our suffering is in the name of protecting others.
The worst logo fails ever.
Hugh Laurie and Stephen Fry – “Your name, sir?”
An evening pause: “Your name, sir?”
Just for Laughs Jesus pranks
An evening pause: Allen Funt would be proud.
Henri part 3 – The Vet
An evening pause: And then there’s the cat.
Drive recklessly.
An evening pause: This is not what you think.
Bugs Bunny – Hare Tonic
An evening pause: “He don’t know me very well, do he?”